What Should I eat for Breakfast?

(Abstract; Douglas Waters ---- 

 

DEAR DOUGLAS: I’m hungry and I can’t decide what to have for breakfast!

I wake up in the morning and the very first thing I do is poo. After that I just can’t seem to find any motivation to refuel.

Is there something wrong with me?

-- Hungry In Alabama

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DEAR HUNGRY: Have you tried constipating yourself?

It sounds like you’re having more issues with excretion rather than intake.

You’re welcome in advance, sometimes life is just a matter of perspective.

XOXO,

Douglas Waters

Alex Singer